She thought she could have it all and then some. She knows it was me who deserved, who really NEEDED that scholarship. She knows it was my work that landed her the top spot in her career; the top spot in LIFE. But all of those years spent slugging away, barely making rent just to have a shot at the dream that was always meant to be mine, it had given me an edge. I'd made something of myself in spite of her, and now it was time to execute my power. The one thing she still has that I don't is YOU. You, the perfect husband, the loyal companion, the kindred spirit. You're exactly the type to lavish your beloved with a surprise party just like this. But something tells me that your soulmate hasn't been the suckslut you deserve, and I'm about to milk you for all you're worth in the spare room.