Shhh, just duck into this room with me step-son. Sorry for dragging you away from your own graduation ceremony so abruptly. I just felt overwhelmed with pride and love when I saw you up there, getting your diploma. You're my smart, grown up boy. My man. And your step-mom wants to show you just how much she loves you on this very special day.
I also need to be sure that my little step-son has completed his education - not just academically. I need to know that you've learned how to please a woman - a real woman - before your graduation day is over. After all, you're a man now.